05-06-09

What happens when a duck flies upside down?          It quacks up.

What do you call two ducks and a cow?          Quackers and milk.

What time does the duck wake up?           At the quack of dawn.

Think you’ve had enough duck jokes?

Here’s a final one thanks to Liveducks.com

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a beer”.
The bartender says “Hey! where did you come from?”
The duck says “I’m working the construction site across the street”.
And the bartender says,
“Well why are you working construction when you could be making millions in the circus?”
And the duck said “What would the circus want with a brick laying duck?”

BA DA BING!     BA DA BOOM!

Take it easy…I can almost hear those groans!

The cute ducks in this photo can be seen swimming in and/or hanging around the pond at Chris Taylor Park near the Anderson Civic Center.  They’re especially pretty near sundown!  (If you happen to see our turtle “Van Gogh” while you’re there, tell him we said hello and we miss him!)    afs

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